These are intentionally absurd or "unhinged" messages designed to get a laugh through sheer weirdness:
: Frequently used to represent the "snoring" or "choking" sound effects prevalent in this meme subculture. Examples of "Goofy Ahh" Texts goofy_ah_laugh
: An exclamation often paired with the laugh to emphasize surprise. goofy_ah_laugh
You can find more examples of these unhinged conversations on Lemon8 or browse lists of random things to text to keep the vibe going. 80 Funny Text Messages That Took An Unexpected Turn goofy_ah_laugh
: "If I eat myself, would I become twice as big or disappear completely?".
: "Where do polar bears keep their money? In a snowbank.".