The story follows Bryan Lighthouse (played by Dave Annable), an unassuming pet photographer whose life is as quiet as his subjects—until his assistant Tonya (Mena Suvari) accidentally causes a mishap with a mobster's cat. To settle the debt, Croatian crime lord Vadik Nikitin (Ken Davitian) forces Bryan into a "paper marriage" with his daughter, Masha (Katharine McPhee), so she can secure American citizenship.

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The catch? Bryan is strictly forbidden from touching or kissing his new bride under threat of death. Naturally, the pair is sent to a remote tropical resort in Tahiti (filmed in beautiful Hawaii) to sell the ruse to the INS, only for Masha to be kidnapped by a rival henchman named Brick (Vinnie Jones). A Surprisingly Famous Cast