Yoga Hosers follows two 15-year-old "yoga nuts," Colleen Collette and Colleen McKenzie. The two best friends spend their days working at the Eh-2-Zed convenience store in Manitoba, obsessing over their smartphones, and practicing yoga under the tutelage of their mentor, Yogi Bayer.
Their mundane lives take a turn for the bizarre when an ancient evil rises from beneath the store. The girls are forced to team up with the legendary man-hunter Guy Lapointe (played by a nearly unrecognizable Johnny Depp) to fight off "Bratzis"—tiny, sentient Nazi sausages made of bratwurst. A Family Affair Yoga Hosers
Whether you’re a die-hard fan of the View Askewniverse or just a curious cinephile, here is everything you need to know about this strange piece of indie cinema. The Plot: Bratwursts and Bad Attitudes Yoga Hosers follows two 15-year-old "yoga nuts," Colleen
If you’ve ever wondered what happens when Kevin Smith spends a little too much time in a Canadian convenience store, the answer is Yoga Hosers . Released in 2016, this film is the second installment in Smith’s "True North" trilogy—a series that began with the disturbing walrus-horror of Tusk and was meant to conclude with the (still-elusive) Moose Jaws . The girls are forced to team up with
However, for a specific niche of Kevin Smith fans, the movie represents "Kevin Smith 2.0"—a phase where the director stopped trying to please mainstream audiences and started making films purely for himself and his community. It’s a neon-soaked, pun-heavy fever dream that prioritizes "witty banter" and personal style over traditional narrative structure. Why Watch It Today?