Since there isn't a "solid guide" under that exact name in official publications, here is the "real-world" version of what a summer pool day usually involves—minus the colorful language: The "Universal Poolside" Guide

: Applying SPF 50 while your mother reminds you for the tenth time that you missed a spot on your left shoulder.

: Arrive at 7:00 AM to claim a sunbed with a towel, even if you don't plan to show up until noon. (A classic move, though highly debated).

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