Theme Hospital Today

I finally finished Theme Hospital and I need to tell someone about it.

: Come up with custom, dryly delivered PA announcements to match the iconic in-game voice lines (e.g., "We remind patients that dying in the corridors is strictly prohibited due to floor cleaning schedules." ). Theme Hospital

The Greedy Admin: Win a level by charging the absolute maximum price for every cure. I finally finished Theme Hospital and I need

Caused by the chronic over-discussion of soap operas; cured by slicing the excess tongue off in a specialized clinic. Theme Hospital

Caused by sniffing cheese and unverified rumors; cured by popping the head with a pin and pumping it back up to standard size.

: Write fictional, overly dramatic medical charts for the game's classic illnesses: