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The Boondocks - Season 3 -

Ed Wuncler Sr. had decided that owning houses was "old world." He was converting the neighborhood into a high-priced "subscription-based living experience." Within hours, Woodcrest was flooded with tech-bros in Teslas and influencers carrying ring lights, all "disrupting" the quiet suburb.

"Granddad, this is exploitation of our own culture for the benefit of people who think 'The Projects' is a brand of high-end denim," Huey warned. The Boondocks - Season 3

"Taxes? In this neighborhood? I pay for the peace and quiet!" Granddad slammed his fist on the table. Ed Wuncler Sr

"Hush, Huey! These people are paying $400 a night to sleep on the floor and hear me complain about the 'good old days.' It's a gold mine!" "Taxes

"Huey! Get in here!" Granddad hollered. "Why does the 'Internet' say I’m broke? I just got my social security check!"

Granddad saw an opportunity. If Wuncler was making money off "experiences," so would he. He rebranded the Freeman house as He forced Riley to wear a dashiki and stand by the door, and made Huey serve "artisanal struggle water" (tap water with a lemon slice) for $15 a glass.

"Attention, all you 'digital nomads' and 'content creators'!" Ruckus bellowed through a megaphone. "Mr. Wuncler has decided that the 'Heritage Retreat' is an unauthorized competitor. This zone has been rezoned as a parking lot for the new organic kale-chip factory!"

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