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(Horrified) No! We are seniors! We need to show the younger kids that we are mature. Max, take off the glasses. Gleb, put on the traditional beard.
(Hoisting his red sack) Look, I’ve updated the brand. I’m not "Ded Moroz" anymore. I’m "Father Crypto." Instead of candy, I’m giving out QR codes to my failed NFT project. stsenka nomera dlia novogodnei elki u starsheklassnikov
(Looking at the tree) You know... even if it’s all a bit much, it’s the last time we’ll be standing here complaining about it together. (Horrified) No
Overachiever, holding a massive stack of "New Year’s Resolutions." Max, take off the glasses
Because "normal" is for the fifth graders. They still think the tree lights up by magic. We know it lights up because the school’s electrical wiring is from 1974 and it’s a fire hazard.