By noon, J.D. had been barked at by Dr. Kelso—who seemed like a sweet old man but had eyes like a shark—and had fallen hopelessly in love with Elliot Reid, a fellow intern who was currently having a nervous breakdown over a chart.

"You find a penny in there?" the Janitor asked, his voice a low growl. "No, I... I think it was just stuck," J.D. stammered. "If I find a penny in there... you're dead."

"Relax, Newbie," Turk laughed, slapping him on the back. "We’re doctors now. We’re at the top of the food chain."

He looked over at Turk, who was walking out with a tired but triumphant grin. Sacred Heart was a madhouse, but it was their madhouse.