Annoy

"No," Elias whispered, standing up. "It is the slow, methodical erosion of another person's sanity. It is a whistle that doesn't know its own tune. It is gum that sounds like a wet boot in a swamp. It is the destruction of a three-thousand-dollar hairspring."

Toby stopped mid-whistle, his cleaning rag frozen. "Uh, like when my sister hides my phone?"

Elias lived for silence. As a professional watchmaker, his world was measured in microns and the nearly imperceptible snick-snick of escapement wheels. He was currently in the final hour of restoring a 19th-century Breguet, a piece of mechanical poetry so delicate that a heavy sneeze could ruin a week's work. Then came the whistling. "No," Elias whispered, standing up

He had only been searching for five minutes when a small, rhythmic sound started up from the street outside. A car was idling, its bass-heavy music thumping a single, repetitive note that shook the very glass of his storefront.

"Toby," Elias said, turning slowly in his swivel chair. "Do you know what 'annoy' means?" It is gum that sounds like a wet boot in a swamp

Elias gripped his tweezers tighter. Focus, he told himself. He lowered the hairspring into place. Wheeze-puff. Wheeze-puff.

"Toby," Elias called out, his voice a low vibration of restrained irritation. "The solvent. Is it applied?" As a professional watchmaker, his world was measured

Elias put his forehead against the floor. Some days, the world was just one giant, persistent itch.